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Post by Karri on Sept 29, 2004 15:08:38 GMT -5
Well, this one fits nicely with the Brother Thranduilion poll, eh. Do you suppose they gift-wrap?
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Post by LKK on Sept 29, 2004 15:15:23 GMT -5
Mmmmm..... I certainly hope they gift-wrap. I so love the idea of unwrapping elven .... uh ..... "gifts".
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Post by Joee on Sept 29, 2004 15:46:14 GMT -5
Mmmmm..... I certainly hope they gift-wrap. I so love the idea of unwrapping elven .... uh ..... "gifts". LOL! Me too. I'm shocked this thread hasn't been moved to the over 18 category. I'm thinking that we're getting pretty close.
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Post by Nilmandra on Sept 29, 2004 16:16:45 GMT -5
I would like to take this moment to urge extreme caution in purchasing handcrafted brands of elves.
The Association of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Elves (ASPCE) have produced extensive literature regarding the 'elf-farms' from which some of these handcrafted elves are um..bred..made? whatever. While each creator begins with the same bit of cloned elf gene, the influences the cloned elves are subjected to can produce variations among the same elf that are rather unexpected.
For instance, a "Thranduil" elf that appears hostile to dwarves initially may be a fine specimen of the elf. However, if this 'Thranduil' exhibits hostile tendencies to his own child, you may have a 'Thranduil' corrupted by Evil!Thranduil fanfic influences.
Many other examples of elf variations can be described, but are not fit for a board that young innocent minds (like mine) frequent.
*This warning paid for by the campaign for more Good!Thranduil fic*
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Post by Karri on Sept 29, 2004 16:29:59 GMT -5
Thank you for spreading the word, Nilmandra! When dealing with a consumer alert of such vital significance, you would think the media would do a better of job of raising public awareness.
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Post by Joee on Oct 1, 2004 13:26:10 GMT -5
I just saw an add for "Gandalf the White's staff replica with magical glowing light effects" I couldn't help but laugh at this. Anyone who has read Elf Eye's "Things Fall Apart" might understand why I find this funny. For anyone who hasn't, the brief of it is, one of her OC's has somewhat of an obsession which getting her hands on Gandalf's "staff". Now my mind goes straight into the gutter whenever I see those words.
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Post by Carol on Oct 1, 2004 14:58:33 GMT -5
OMG good going Joee now my mind is in the gutter. (Picturing just what a glowing staff might look like ....)
I think some of you are right. This has turned into a 18 and over theme lol. But you got to love it.
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Post by The King's Butler on Oct 1, 2004 15:06:28 GMT -5
I can move it easily enough into the adult area, and email Joee and Carol with the password. Would you like me to do so?
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Post by Joee on Oct 1, 2004 15:09:31 GMT -5
I can move it easily enough into the adult area, and email Joee and Carol with the password. Would you like me to do so? I doubt that we are going to add to what is already written here.
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Post by Carol on Oct 1, 2004 15:31:04 GMT -5
I agree with Joee. I swears to be a good girl from now on ;D
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Post by Neuriel on Oct 1, 2004 21:26:19 GMT -5
When you said that they make delightful soap, I thought that they actually made soap that they sold. But I guess that was not the way most of YOU guys took it. Shame on you Neuriel
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Post by LKK on Oct 7, 2004 11:13:44 GMT -5
I don't know what it is about the advertisements on this board that brings out the naughty in me. I'm normally not such a person. Honest. But this morning my eye caught the phrase Orlando Packages ..... Sigh. If you want to find me, I'm in the gutter.
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Post by Carol on Oct 7, 2004 12:23:21 GMT -5
Okay now I promised to be a good girl so I will refrain from making a comment even though it is killing me lol So with that said could you please move over your hogging the gutter lmao ;D
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Post by Karri on Oct 7, 2004 17:24:03 GMT -5
But this morning my eye caught the phrase Orlando Packages ..... LOL! Rumor has it that Orlando's Package has officially been claimed, but it is good to see that the market is still open.
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Post by Joee on Oct 7, 2004 18:46:29 GMT -5
Musn't...make...comment... Make room for one more in the gutter.
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